Tuesday, March 28

smokin your ass out

ga tau knapa gue paling sebel liat orang lagi nek motor trus ngerokok.
knapa tiba" pikiran itu merasuki pikiran gue?yah sebenernya gue dah sebel dari dulu .. cuma tadi pagi keingetan lagi.
Gara"nya pas gue brangkat bareng bokap nek mobil, di depan gue tuh ada orang nek motor jalannya pelaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn banget kek siput padahal di depan doi kaga ada mobil segede" acan aja gitu loh ..
and you know what .. pas bokap gue nyalip tuw motor siput ternyata oh ternyataaa .. doi nek motor sambil ngudut enak bener nariknya tuw aseep .. kampret bujubuset keset mejret!!!
oalaaa paaaakk ... mbok ya kalo di jalanan tuh jangan mbikin susah orang tho yaaaaa ...
karephe jidate dhewek!!
gue juga mikir. .. kok bisa"nyaaaaa dia ngisep sementara dia sendiri musti konsen ma jalanan. Loe tau dong gimana macetnya pancoran di kala pagi hari menjelang?? hum .. gue juga binun..
tau ah ... awas aja kalo ada yg ngamuk gara" kesenggol mobil akibat dia merokok pas lagi bw motor!
gue sundut balik pake rokok gue!!

Eniwee ... senangnya minggu ini Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong wiken!!!
Have a nice weekend everyoneeeeeeee!!!

4 u J

Happy birthday to you
Whose heart I adore
From here to no end

I wish you all the wishes
This world has got to give
I wish you lifetimes of happiness
This world will let you live

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Another year has gone by
Not one that makes you old
But one that makes you far more wise
Far more kind and far more bold

I hope that when you close your eyes
That all your wishes come true
Now blow out your candles and make a good wish
Happy Birthday to you

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SeCaRa



Lately sering ga sih loe denger niy bahasa populer banget?
Gue sering banget denger orang" make this-so-called-secara ...
paling banyak mah A-Be-Ge yang pake secara"an ginih.
sempet gue kemaren jalan ma salah satu temen gue yang berjenis kelamin laki" dan ngobrol" :

gue : jek gimana tuw masa mobil ditempelin sticker .. yg ada jadi kek taksi ...
TemenGueYangBerjenisKelaminLaki (TGYBKL) : iya nih ... secara sekarang gue musti ati" bawa boil ... kan tengsin kalo ketauan customer kok orang R******L bawa mobil grasak grusuk.
gue : Ih .. kenapa sih kok orang" sekarang suka banget ngomong secara secara gitu ...
TGYBKL : Ehehehehe *nyengir" kuda*
gue : emang tu istilah datengnya darimana sih? mending gunainnya bener lagi *sewot mode on*
TGYBKL : Yaaa idola gue jeng KD lah .. dia kan suka ngomong kayak gitu ...
gue : *dalam hati* whaaaattt?? &%$^!! *pasang muka asem*

o mai gay eh ... o mai gat!! jadi tu bahasa sumbernya dari dieee?? Pantesan ...
duh guys ... sori dori mori yak ... gue gak ikutan ...
malahan geli ...

ps :
neng ayiek ... penggunaan SECARA di blog loe masih pada tempatnya kok ^_*

Friday, March 24

Death?? Dunno ...

Katanya siiiiieee gue bakal meninggal on this date :
Monday, March 2, 2071
Ehehehe ... we'll see!!
Coz life, death and soul mate was set a way before we all born.
One of God's prerogative!!
Only GOD knows ...

My seXy Name is .....

Seductress Offering Passionate, Hot, Intense Embraces

Seductress : kinda, eh?
Offering Passionate, Hot, Intense Embraces : mmm masa siy?? *garuk" pala*

Thursday, March 23

hunnymuuunnn.... ^_^ where?where??

You Should Honeymoon in Europe!
You are a traditional romantic at heart...With a taste for fine wine, muesums and beautiful walks.You and your sweetie should get romantic in a cafe in ParisOr get a Eurail pass - and see as many cities as possible!
Suggested destinations: Paris, Venice, London, Greece
Where Should You Go On Your Honeymoon?
yaaaa .... yaaaaa .... Greece is actually the place in my mind .... :)
tapi ... butuh brapa jeti yaaaaa??? ='(
pokoknya tempat yang quieetttt biar gue yang bikin ribuuuuuuuuuuutttt!!!!!

how i want to be wed??

You Will Be a Modern Bride!
While you aren't ready to throw away all wedding tradions, you want a wedding with a twistYou're more inspired by celebrity weddings on E! than from bridal magazinesWhether this means getting married on the beach barefoot or a mariachi band for the reception...Your wedding will be a blend of old and new - white dress cocktail, personalied vows, whatever suites you!!!
What Kind of Bride Will You Be?
yep ... looks like me indeed ...
sebenernya terinspirasi dari filem" super duper romantis yang cuma merit di pantai, pake gazebo trus ditaburin mawar gitu .. duh *ngiler*
ataw ala Julia robert di "runaway bride" (kalo ga salah) yang merit di atas bukit ... tapi kayaknya ga mungkin deh yeee bawa" penghulu kesono plus dengan meja buat ijab kabul :p
yaaaa pinggir pantai aja deh, en yang dateng cuma keluarga en temen" yang deket ajah ..
mongkeeeeennn ga seeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhh??

my sexy kinda thing ^_* is .....

You Are Independent Sexy
You drive men crazy with your "playing hard to get act"Except, it's really not an act at all.You're a strong, sexy woman with her own life and interests.And that makes men even more interested in you!
What Kind of Sexy Are You?

Good kisser?? :)

You Are a Passionate Kisser
You are the most likely type to kiss a sexy stranger
Your kissing style is unpredictable and free spirited
You could kiss anyone at a drop of a hat
It's all about where your passion leads you
What's" Your Kissing Style?

Wednesday, March 22

Perfection

Nothing or nobody's perfect
I should say ....

this morning, i listen to one of the radio station in town .. they was discussing about a girl who-fall-in-love-with-the-so-called-perfect-man of hers. She said that he is the one whose she's been looking for. Ya okaaayyy ..
First he was drop dead sexy-georgeous and then wealthy enough to make a living. So money wasn't a problem at all. He has all the patience in the world. Understanding as a prophet. Finally he asked her to marry him. Well,doesn't take a lot of time and energy to pop up the question and say "yes", rite? Hello ... he is the almost perfect man in the world. Uh huh! So .. she said yes! After a certain much of time, she realize something's going not right..He acting funny. Meaning : home late, so many things to do, 3 days home 4 days in the middle of nowhere. Then .... after doing the "detective" stuff going on. She founds out that her "beloved-perfect-husband" was already married before. And she was like her "second wife".

I said .... "I knew there was something funny behind all of his perfect personality!"
Why?
Because nobody's perfect after all! Just a simple of that.
All along I never believe of that perfect-prince-charming" idea.
If I met a guy who seems sooo "TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE" acting as if he have no bad side or bad attitude ... then I will keep trying to find his bad-boy-thing. If I had nothing ... then I will forget the idea of making him my beloved ..
I don't believe it ... It will leave me with 2 idea of him :
1. He is an angel sent from above (city of angel kind of thing) >> NO such bull shit like this one! even the angel in the movie makes mistakes.
2. He is one of the great actors who keep something in his closet! >> most probably true....

So I love man with mistakes .. you don't have to hide something to be perfect in front of everybody ... :)
I will learn from my mistakes ..
Everybody do mistakes ...

No more HARPITNAS


Kelak, Tak Ada Lagi "Harpitnas"
(source : www.conectique.com)
Kini tak ada lagi alasan malas ke kantor karena alasan, "Harpitnas" atau hari kejepit nasional - yaitu hari kerja di antara dua hari libur. Hari ini, pemerintah akan menandatangani keputusan untuk menetapkan bahwa hari kerja yang berada di antara dua hari libur sebagai hari cuti bersama untuk memberikan kesempatan bagi pekerja dan pegawai meluangkan lebih banyak waktu bersilaturahmi dengan keluarga, sanak saudara dan sahabat.
Sekretaris Menteri Koordinator Kesejahteraan Rakyat Soetedjo Yuwono, pada Senin 20 Maret 2006 kemarin mengatakan, tiga menteri yang terkait dengan penetapan hari libur dan hari kerja yakni Menteri Agama, Menteri Tenaga Kerja dan Transmigrasi serta Menteri Pendayagunaan Aparatur Negara akan menandatangani surat keputusan bersama tentang penetapan tersebut pada hari ini, Selasa 21 Maret 2006. "Penetapan waktu cuti bersama ini juga diharapkan bisa menjadi waktu untuk memupuk energi supaya selanjutnya semua bisa melakukan pekerjaan sebaik-baiknya. Jadi jangan malah tambah bermalas-malasan," ujar Soetedjo Yuwono.
Soetedjo Yuwono menjelaskan, selama tahun 2006 ada beberapa hari terjepit yang akan dijadikan hari cuti bersama. Yaitu pada 31 Maret (setelah Perayaan Nyepi 2006), 26 Mei (setelah hari Kenaikan Isa Almasih), 18 Agustus (setelah perayaan Hari Kemerdekaan) serta tanggal 23, 26 dan 27 Oktober (sebelum dan sesudah hari raya Idul Fitri). Sedangkan pada 2007 cuti bersama rencananya akan dilakukan pada 18 Mei (setelah Hari Kenaikan Isa Almasih); tanggal 12,15 dan 16 Oktober (sebelum dan sesudah Hari Raya Idul Fitri); 21 Desember (setelah Hari Raya Idul Fitri); dan 24 Desember (sebelum Hari Raya Natal).
Penentuan hal-hal lain yang berhubungan dengan penetapan cuti bersama seperti kegiatan belajar dan mengajar di sekolah, akan dibahas dan diputuskan bersama departemen terkait. "Tapi bagi petugas yang bekerja di fasilitas publik seperti rumah sakit akan tetap menjalankan tugasnya seperti semula," ujar Soetedjo Yuwono

Huh .... tetep aja potong jatah cuti :(
gak asik nih ....
padahal yang kejepit" itu yang ueeeennnaaaakk tenaaaaannn :p


try this test over HERE


and guess what? my score was 103 ... damn so close to hell, guys!!

Art of dreaming "What to do when u caught it !!!"

1 I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm
2 They told me at the blood bank that this might happen to me after making a donation
3 (with ear to desk) …. Sssh! Don’t you hear it?
4 (also with to the desk) It’s true!! You can hear the ocean through your desk, just like with
shells!! *as serious as you can*
5 (look around with panic in your eyes) The matrix was right!! The matrix was right!!
6 No, no, I wasn’t on sleep mode. Only screen saver mode.
7 I was just practicing a power-nap like they are recommended in that management course you
arrowed me to attend
8 I was just checking on my table for a heartbeat … YEP!! It’s still alive ..
9 I read somewhere that this is one of the Seven Habits of Highly Effective People
10 I was testing my keyboard to see if it’s drool-resistant
11 I was just pursuing the S’pore dream … and thanks to you I couldn’t catch it!
12 ….. AMEN !

bole dicobaaaa ... :D dengan resiko banyak iler di keyboard, mouse en kertas" yang musti dikasi ke bos loe ahahahahahah

Friday, March 10

My life rated ^_^

This Is My Life, Rated
Life: 7.1
Mind: 6.8
Body: 7
Spirit: 5.4
Friends/Family: 4.7
Love: 7.7
Finance: 6.5
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

Ameeennn sistah!!!!

ini dia doa-nya sari buat Hence :D when she was furious xixixi
Best Prayer I have ever known GurL!!!!


"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today
because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40%on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
5% on Fridays

and help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown
and only 4 to extend my middle finger
and tell them to bite me".

*niiiiceeeeee*
I hope no angels heard this prayer
*keeps my fingers crossed*

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Thursday, March 9

bitter & sweet symphony


I dunno why I like coffee very much
Looks like one day is not yet perfect without morning coffee
that brown liquid thing i used to sip every morning seems become my 2nd boyfriend

It doesn't matter where's the coffee come from
is it from fancy coffee house like starbucks who charged (or should I say "robbed") our wallet for about 30.000 / glass of their yummy frappucinno
or
is it from "WARKOP" just aside my officee :D

as long as it is HOT, black and bit sweet ...
then it goes all the way to my pretty tummy

someway its tastes and smell gives me relaxation
strange??
I am weirdo :D

reasons why i like it so much :
1. It could be served with anything ... I mean anything ...
I can crave nuts, crackers, bread,chocolate,complete set of rice, shabu ... see anything!!!
2. Best serve with CIGARETTES!!
3. combination between bitter and sweet is undoubtly amazing
.
4. Run out of money to hang out in the fancy coffe house ... then grab a sachet of mixed coffee,sugar and milk and served it with nuts ... DONE!!

Hwah ... jadi pengeeeeennn :(

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How do you feel?How am I feel?


How do you feel when you are betrayed?
Betrayal = pengkhianatan ...
sejauh yang gue tau pengkhianatan (without looking up in the dictonary) ntuh ngelakuin sesuatu secara ga jujur di blakang orang yang percaya ma kita. Bener ga seh *garuk garuk*
right or wrong .. dat's what I think.

Imagine ...
your own boyfriend / girlfriend were fooling around with someone else or their EX's behind your back.
I know how it feels to be that girlfriend's playboy ..

hurts like hell ...
pengen nyekek" tuh laki mpe doi kelenger ...

WHy this kind of questions pop in my mind this afternoon?
Maybe that was because one of my friends just told me that he is flirting with married woman in his ofice
apparently himself ... already married too with one kid

I said : what the f**k are you doing ...
well I just want to know

Know what?
why does she like me? I have apparently .. nothing
Just owned a motorcycle from the office .. married ... she knows about that too

*speechless*
and she is like beautiful-arrogant-married-woman-who-had-everything

Then? *still lemot mode on* or not because everything that he said is in-excusable to understand
yeaah .. I just want to do some test on her ... I will try to hug her .. and want to know if she is actually TOUCHABLE and not-so-UNTOUCHABLE like everyone said ...

Ooooohh okay now i understand!!
yup ... Until now I still don't get it why I can make her go out with me.

so .. it's only about challenge, is it?
yup at least that's what i sense from his word


the truth is .. I often met guys like this
they are challenge seeker

I don't want to talk about them
But all I know is .. in the past .. If they pop the question to me
I will go by instinct - coz maybe my heart won over my brain

But now
I will walk away
So not worthed
If it doesn't worth now
Then it doesn't worth ever

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Wednesday, March 8

His B'day !!

Bebi-ku mau ultaaaaahhhh ....
gak ada ide mau kasih apaan...
kasih apa yaaaaa???
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Tuesday, March 7

inspired by mama wiwin :)

5 best wishes dat I ever had

- stop smoking ... which I can not stop the habit til now :(
- have a small gallery which I can sell ethnic & unique things ... belom ada modalnya boo ... jadinya kan gue ga perlu cape2 kerja lageeee ....
- getting married on the beach in secluded area. And only invite families :D mongkeeeennn ga seeeehh??
- go to maldives island .. kwak kwaaauuu .. Dying to be here!!
- having georgeous children ...


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WISH ME LUUUUCCCK!!!!!