Friday, March 10

Ameeennn sistah!!!!

ini dia doa-nya sari buat Hence :D when she was furious xixixi
Best Prayer I have ever known GurL!!!!


"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today
because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40%on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
5% on Fridays

and help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown
and only 4 to extend my middle finger
and tell them to bite me".

*niiiiceeeeee*
I hope no angels heard this prayer
*keeps my fingers crossed*

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